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I may have had seasonal allergies in my distant past. I’m not entirely sure. There was this one week in college where I blew my nose a lot.

I don’t get sick that often, so I’m very suspicious when I start developing symptoms of illness. Today I must have sneezed the wrong way and instantly my throat starting feeling itchy. It has not dissipated since. Clearly the end times are nigh.

I am told allergies are a thing that people are experiencing at this time of year. Perhaps that is the case. More likely, I have mere hours left alive.