I may have had seasonal allergies in my distant past. Iâ€™m not entirely sure. There was this one week in college where I blew my nose a lot.
I donâ€™t get sick that often, so Iâ€™m very suspicious when I start developing symptoms of illness. Today I must have sneezed the wrong way and instantly my throat starting feeling itchy. It has not dissipated since. Clearly the end times are nigh.
I am told allergies are a thing that people are experiencing at this time of year. Perhaps that is the case. More likely, I have mere hours left alive.